Come on Jake, we fired you 5 months ago. Now hurry back to blockbuster or else your high school aged manager will be pissed you’re late.
But I wanna smoke cigarettes with my friends, I miss these guys
12 more to unlock the golden abortion skin
At 88 you get the hitler skin and the fetus gets a tiny lil mustache
If this were true it would be commendable and deserve an award of some kind
If true: most based Kamala supporter ever.
Plot twist, they were all done individually over the course of a night because she was expecting octo-octuplets
😱 abort 'em all before her uterus explodes!!
LOL, is that even physically possible?
are you questioning the journalistic integrity of keemstar and the DramaAlert network?
okay, so I had to know, so I did the math
let’s say that “optimistically” (actually extremely pessimistic, but whatev), a menstruating person could become pregnant in a month, have an abortion, reset, and be possibly technically fertile the month after (so every 2 months, which again, is insane in the truest sense of the word but also technically possible)
88 abortions would require at least 196 months (88x2)
196 months is a little over 16 years, and it is common for menstruating people to cycle for 20-30ish years
so yes, I guess it is physically possible, it is just very very unlikely
It most likely would take longer because those abortions need to be late term abortions to piss off the fash even more.
Speedrunner levels of commitment lmao.
It’s difficult to pull off without tools, but if you crouch and jump backwards into a corner at the right angle straight after sex you can actually skip fertilisation and go straight to cellular division, shaving a good week or so off your times
If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.
I don’t actually don’t think so, also wild that Keem is posting 88 he should know better
“88 abortions over a span of just 14 years.”
I mean my guess he does know better. Isn’t he a Gamer type?
I don’t knoooow why did I pretend like I knew who keemstar is, ALL I knew is he got banned for some content AGES ago and pretended he wasn’t the owner of his channel when it kept producing content (that he starred in)
Interesting number from KKKeemSStar
She has a guillotine to cut off the head right as it’s coming out. Too based.
