You ask think you’re so smart with your theory. But why bother fighting when you’re not fighting with the real people controlling everything. Take, for instance, ask the things that the illuminati have under their direct rule:
- the post office
- water florination
- Hollywood movies and Tom Nicholas uploads
- Etsy
- redacted
- Cadbury sweets
- The mods of c/slop
- Red Scare Pod
the illuminati are just a front for the inuit cabal that secretly brews all coffee under the antarctic ice, and controls the world