“Why yes, my overpriced fake leather nostolgiabait shoes that have nothing in it, dont come in wide, and gives people pla tar fasciitis is muxh better than the other overpriced fake leather hipsterbait shoe!!!”

And then kids will literally screech in the damn store if they dont get their shitty nike shoe, becayse its about the NAME of the BRAND!!!

FUCK OFF SNEAKERHEADS YOU ALL SUCK!!!

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      I’ve become croc-pilled recently. Or at least knock-off $5-$10 Croc pilled.

      They’re a lot better than slides, and they have an optional back strap so you can walk fast without worrying about them slipping off.

      Plus they’re super wide at the toes so they’re comfy. And easily washable when muddy. They’re the perfect camping/garden shoe. If they had a real running-shoe sole they’d be great for everywhere, but because of that I don’t really like wearing them walking around normally on pavement

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        and they have an optional back strap so you can walk fast without worrying about them slipping off

        Putting em in 4 wheel drive

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              The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

              نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

              volcel-police

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        i mean i have a pair of sandals, one of regular sneakers, one formal, i probably have boots, and i used to have some sports-specific footwear but i struggle to understand how someone can make use of 8 pair of crocs, or even four if she’s sharing with her mom (also that’s kinda gross)