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FREEZE! BEAN POLICE!

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 天前

ON THE GROUND DON’T MOVE ON THE GROUND I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!

PUT YOUR BEANS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

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holy shit it’s true, what else have they been keeping from us
- shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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  that this makes them edible
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    Eat the rich, nutritious lentil soup
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      eat the rich using the rich as fertiliser for bean

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