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BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

What's wrong babe, you barely touched your gold fish ham (cw meat)

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What's wrong babe, you barely touched your gold fish ham (cw meat)

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BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • TheFinalCapitalist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Is that ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it.”

    Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

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      Can we stop disrespecting the corpses of living things like this, society? It’s one thing to eat something, it’s another to humiliate the animals dead body while doing so. Adds an extra layer of fuck you.

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  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    internet-delenda-est

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    “Bade, I said I wanted fish shaped like HAM!”

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulacra_and_Simulation

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