Honestly every time i read one of these posts my gut reaction is to go “haha, crazy world, man” like he’s a random person talking to me in line at the grocery store

jdpon don doing some deep infiltration to end the capitalist class.

ALLCAPS MEANS I’M SERIOUS

this one kind of feels like he let kanye have a spin on the keyboard

Warren’s “capitalist to my bones” comes to mind

so true, king, keep not listening to those losers

Youre the best friend to capitalism?

This’ll end well lol

I cannot believe a team of grown adults specialized in PR came up with this, and decided this was fine.

jesus hes going full mad king

Absolutely Presidential

ULine on suicide watch

Truly the Buzz Lightyear to Capitalism’s Woody.

Can’t wait to say goodbye to this guy