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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 days ago
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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

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        …

        *begrudgingly slow-claps*

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        I can think of some alternate worst outcomes…

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            busting a nut

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