• Hestia [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Step one: declare you’re cutting costs and excess spending in the government. Cut social services and end any program that benefits the public good

    Step two: crash the economy and increase the price of everything across the board

    Step three: arrange a parade on your birthday that will cost millions if not billions of dollars and will likely fuck up public infrastructure

    Step four: profit???