• mendiCAN [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    tell em youre so glad they asked as youre an advance guard charged with gathering Intel on their countries value. start asking probing questions about the worth of various buildings, govt programs, whether they’d like to sell, whatever is nearby…etc… bust out a calculator and keep a straight face for as long as you can.

    • lol, yeah, tell them you work for some giant bank in the US and you’re there to negotiate the handover of managerial control of their sovereign wealth fund to make it more efficient and maximize its profitability.

      if they don’t try to kill you immediately, they are part of the problem.