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Trex202@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Trex202@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    Obligatory: Most eggs aren’t fertilised. So they don’t contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken’s period.

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      More accurate to say that you’re eating baby food for chickens, since that’s what’s sustaining the embryos until they hatch.

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      Are you saying chicken periods have bones?

      Because I’m not seeing the lie…

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        If you drink period blood you’re not eating a human

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          Not a whole one, but a part of one…
          …like a chicken leg.

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      uwu

      I hope the chicken didn’t consent. It’s more fun that way!

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      You are basically eating the chickens. Full stop.

      Got it.

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        By this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.

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          I was just making a pun on “period.”

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            I am quite dense, apologies

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          Every sperm is sacred

          Every sperm is great

          If a sperm is wasted

          God gets quite irate!

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            What about protestant chickens?

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              Oh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.

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          I mean, depending on who you ask, you’ll get some different answers to that.

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