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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

Let's play a game. I have 1d6. On a 6 you shit yourself. Comment below and I'll roll for you and let yku know the out come

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Let's play a game. I have 1d6. On a 6 you shit yourself. Comment below and I'll roll for you and let yku know the out come

KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 个月前
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    Hi and welcome to the Adam Friedland show

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Uhhh ummm you shit yourself

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        https://youtu.be/-8aC8Ke9siA cw homophobia at 5:15

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          RIPrip in poop

        • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

          • yewtu.be
          • inv.nadeko.net
          • yt.artemislena.eu
          • piped.video
  • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot……

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.

      • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Haha hell yeah

  • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Correct. Also you shit yourself

    • ComradeSpahija [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      the number of Mister Beast

    • mendiCAN [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      not related but my pet theory is it’s called “going number two” because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2

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    hit me

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself

  • gingerbrat [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Roll for me party-cat

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Dice is hotttttt todayyy let’s see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself

      • MF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        3 factorial - yep that’ll do it

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        Yipeeh! floppy-owl

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    Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6

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      You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

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      In this edition you can roll shite of hand. You shit yourself

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        deleted by creator

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Aight let’s go i feel like a gamble

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      Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can’t find it uhhhh let’s um say, it was a four. You shit yourself

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        HELL YEAH

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    Ha joke’s on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)

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    I’m a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself

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    Russian poolette

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)

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    omg

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Wanna roll? It’s good odds

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        of course

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)

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            it was a trick!

            • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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              All I said is you shit yourself on a 6, I never said anything about the other numbers doggirl-smug

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                deceiver!

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    Hit me

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      The fact you didn’t say ‘shit me’ means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself

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        Hit me

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can’t shit no more

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            HIT ME

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    Okay, lets do this

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      You rolled a 2. You shit yoursel.

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        Good thing i preemptively already shat myself so it… oh nvm shat myself again

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          The dice never lie

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    I do not roll the dice thus my pants remain poop free. Just like father marx intended smuglord

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      Shitdiceroll. A curious game. The winning move is not to play (you shit yourself)

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