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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Fellas, hear me out...

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Fellas, hear me out...

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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    introducing the next evolution of the singlespeed: the singlecrank

    Whatever AI slopped this out also included HS11 QR levers welded onto the frame, gears inside the spokes, entirely unworkable brake line routing and entirely misaligned brake pads, albeit that last one is also a feature on amazon bicycles listings

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      The void in the part of the tyre behind the chainring, also kinda non-circular chainring?

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        I guess oval chainrings do exist but that one just seems out of true

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          Excentric ovoidal chainrings coming to your local bikery for the low low price of 10 dental crown jobs

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      So you wouldn’t smooch the bike, is what I’m hearing

      • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        it’d be like snogging your sister

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    …that anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough? Chat explain dis.

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    I saw Stolas from Helluva Boss before you edited It👀

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      doggirl-shock

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      No you didn’t

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    glorp

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    Only need one speed to ride to Pound Town

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