• NPa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        2 years ago

        “BREXIT MEANS BREXIT!”

        The billowing war cry was heard repeated across the battlefield as the First Battalion of the Norf FC Communist League (ML) charged down the streets of London. The remains of the Gherkin, collapsed a few days ago after a team of Sapper Lads mined the supports, provided cover for thousands of uncles, red in face and flag.

        Three days of fighting later, the City of London was successfully dislodged from the rest of London and pushed into the sea.