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You know, I’ve long suspected my cat was a diversity hire.
Every friends group has white man, strong woman lead, robot, Black guy, and green tiger. It’s such a generic trope.
any Master of the Universe born after 1993 can’t defeat Skeletor… all they know is strong woman, charge they robot, black guy, be he/him, eat hot chip & liger
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A green cat is definitely a diversity hire, is a goblin behind that makeup
BAD WOKE KITTY IS WOKE AND BAD! WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP?!?1
Even the damned cat is woke and a diversity hire!!!
Chuds are massively confused when - out of nowhere - Bill Murray has a cameo. They furiously google to see if “dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria” is woke.
Kinda afraid to ask, but where is Orko? How they can even call this “generic diversity crew” without blue floating goblin wizard?
I don’t think peak normie, the guy arguing shows should cater more to the tastes of the average model citizen of the US, also demanding anyone who isn’t a blind conformist NPC should have “generic” in their vocabulary.
You are the most generic, normal person alive. Sit the fuck down, conformoid.
We have one hairless cat with two regular cats, and I tell him all the time that he’s a diversity hire.
I hope he reports you to HR for harassment.
Apparently it’s not a bit. Bio…
I became a #1 bestselling author by standing for Christian values.
It’s quite literally a joke and a play on “HE”-Man but no, any pronouns no matter the context trigger the mkultra kill programing in the chud’s brain.
Yeah, it’s actually pretty clever!
Clever jokes about pronouns are woke, the only acceptable punchline to these demons is punching down at trans people
it’s the only thing in the trailer that even approaches wit, and even then it feels like a joke from a couple culture wars back.
|He literally gets rescued by the same generic diversity crew as every other show.
Man-at-arms, Teela, Cringer…
*more bitching about ‘Race swapping’ around the most bankable star on the call sheet.
I will say, I hadn’t heard they were making a HE-MAN movie till now and those clips do make it look like they’ve just turned the property into Marvel Slop.
Which is just dumb as fuck. HE-MAN was peak 80s fantasy cheese, which is in now, so it’d be best if you hammed it up a bit and had all the costumes look like they were straight off the Conan set. Make an actual miniature of Castle Grayskull with a matte painting of a volcano behind it. Have Castle Rat do the soundtrack.
he-man was an advertisement for dolls
literally
Oh yeah totally. It was peak 80s schlock. So just embrace that. Don’t make it into some cheeky ass Marvel thing.
It’s already an unoriginal idea. What do you expect from them? They will mine every IP they can in the hopes of another Marvel until they run out of IP.
Sometimes this IP mining pays off if you hand it to someone creative. Like LEGO Movie was actually pretty good. The Guardians of the Galaxy movies were okay. Maybe give it to the guy who made Mandy or something.
Have Castle Rat do the soundtrack.
From 2022…
https://bsky.app/profile/jeremykaplowitz.com/post/3mczvpd7j4k2s
Naked spoiler: It’s a bit.
He/they man
Imagine after the movie is done and screened to critics - the filmmakers mange to secretly create a new version that’s going to be shown to the public in theaters. It’s almost exactly the same as the first except for ~5 seconds where the They-Man appears. On opening day the chuds would go apoplectic. Some of them would do so instantly and are yelling and screaming right there in movie theaters. And the most enterprising chuds and/or influencer chuds start to be incredibly annoying to everybody as they begin livestreaming about this “awful woke nightmare!” that they are in the middle of watching and - even worse - what other hidden horrors could appear?
CW: Domestic Violence
Didn’t this asshole get outed for DV on tiktok?
Jesus what a baby and then he says he’s giving away some shitty books for free. I can only imagine what those are like if he’s the author.
I wonder if he even actually wrote it. Maybe it’s AI slop.
A young hero architype reconciles an origin and past that they cannot remember to become a fierce warrior and freedom fighter. Hmm, where have I seen that before…
Oh yeah, that was the plot from the original She-Ra series!
the stupid meltdown is the point, give this free publicity. I can’t wait for Ben Shapino and Pim Tool to have takes on this movie.
The transition scene from He/Him to He/Man is going to ruin them too isn’t
ruin everything
has pronouns
