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Pegged In The Butt By My Cracked Video Game Provider by Chuck Tingle
Nominated for 12 Hugo awards
I kind of like that she exists. She’s part of the world’s deep lore now. Imagine reading in a sci-fi story that there’s a super high-tech anti-hacker measure and only 2 super-mega-hackers certified by Hackerman himself or whatever are able to get through it.
And one of them is this fucking person.
Idk I just think it’s magical
I kinda think it tracks that one of them would just be out and open with their narcicissm and kinks
Honestly I don’t trust people who wield great power without being a little corrupt. Like don’t tell me you’re not corrupt, no one believes that. Just tell me that you use your absolute power for relatively harmless shit like cutting to the front of the line at movies or having the security forces smuggle illegal cigarettes for you.
If I ever become General Secretary of the World Communist Party I’m definitely using my clout for getting free house cleaning service, I hate chores.
I would use my powers to get free breakfast. In bed.
I would clandestinely have someone sew patches onto my clothes cause damn that takes me a while, and then also not pay for nicotine.
I want to wield great power and use it to kill billionaires.
It kinda makes sense now that I think about it. If her real identity were ever to be revealed, she’d be thrown in prison so fast that some kinks floating around online would be the very least of her problems.
I oscillate between: “it’s done for the lolz”and “only somebody like this would actually dedicate themselves to cracking denuvo for (almost) free”.
I totally agree that it makes the world more interesting. It’s like if Tom Bombadil had a pegging fetish. The unexplained is needed to add some magic to the world, and if it were to be understood the allure would be lost.
It’s like if Tom Bombadil had a pegging fetish.
That has to be a new sentence that no one has ever typed before.
Not totally off character ngl
I wouldn’t be surprised at all, though. He seems like the kind of guy who would be totally comfortable with whatever he was in to.
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Drives me insane that of the 2 people cracking denuvo in the world, one only cracks fucking football manager of all games and the other is a racist, homophobic, and transphobic woman who goes on unhinged rants in her .INFO’s :angery:
3 people. don’t forget voksi who retired after getting raided.
I meant currently cracking but you’re right rip to a legend
nah you right on that front for sure
edit: but i can’t believe they got voksi and can’t get empress. i bet she’s interpol or something. not that i want them to get her but she’s way more unhinged than he ever was.
Idk if she actually is Russian who’s going to come arrest her right now? You know for a fact that the Russian government isn’t going to dedicate resources to arresting a pirate who
stealsliberates IP from western game companiescorrect again afaik russia endorsed piracy sometime into the ukraine conflict, but before that they weren’t exactly giving a fuck
ngl, kinda :bottom-speak: rn. but also from what i know of her it sounds like she’d be a fucking awful dom in terms of respecting the sub ngl (but i can fix her)
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