Go ahead, DrunkPig, promise them 54 virgins while you’re at it.
What about 78? Don’t go cheap on me brother
I thought it was 54 because, y’know, 6*9.
Though actually it’s 72. And virgin is a mistranslation, it only says they’re companions who are pleasing to the eye.
And the reason why they’re virgins is because they’re all 8 to 16 years old. Also not just 78 female virgins, but an additional 55 virgin boys, because you know how they’re like!
So I wonder what war Hegseth and his puppeteers are planning.
Sweats in Canadian
Greenland too
This man is a boil on the ass of society.
Lets go Crusade XVII!
Ice is a terrorist organization. ICE is.
Didn’t these people condemn Islam for that 20 years ago.
Also I thought protestants thought salvation was free
Baptists are Catholics with all of the creative finery stripped away.
Hey, Catholics have a lot wrong, but they’re wildly different from Baptists, especially when it comes to theological rigor.
Evangelicals as a whole are a demonstration of what a religion looks like when it has none of the things that encourage resisting demogaugery
Fundies’ theology is tent-show fanfic.
And I thought Protestants didn’t approve of pedophilia either.
You’ll go to premium heaven. Or Heaven+, how it’s now rebranded
When they start working with Al-Qaeda’s and ISIS closely, they realize that it is easier to brainwash the soldiers to die for their religion. It is very clear people don’t have attachments to their own country because they are struggling, replace that with religion and they will blow themselves up.
I assume based on the research the CIA and their experience, they are trying to do that within the US.
Of course they condemned Islam for that. It’s Islam.
For Christianity, it’s different for the evangelicals.
You shall be rewarded in heeeaaaven!
You first jackass.
These type of belief systems have a much quicker loophole: Get a buddy to threaten your life if you don’t renounce your faith, refuse, he kills you, bam, instant martyr, off you go to heaven.
“Talibangelicals” and “Y’all Qaeda” has never been more appropriate.
“Y’all Qaeda”
That’s gold 😂
Is not exactly new, there are a bunch of these types of names.
Maybe they shouldn’t be so fucking stupid if they didn’t want to be called these dumbass names
Each more pathetic than the last, it’s always a hallmark of an infantile mind not worth engaging with, in my experience.
Mature adults can talk about people they don’t like without this stupid playground nonsense.
Asinine ‘doodyhead’-tier ‘nicknames’ for people you don’t like are never appropriate, once you’ve reached a double-digit age. Grow up.
In case you hadn’t noticed, the mocking terms I used are directly and deliberately satirical of their hyper-controlling, abusive, violent theocratic desires.
If I wanted to call them buttheads, I would have.
No gold star for you trying to defend them.
- The fact that “mocking terms” is even in your ‘playbook’ to begin with, speaks volumes about you.
- Acting like “y’all” is a component of some high-minded satire is genuinely hilarious. Who do you think you’re kidding?
Lick that boot.
wanting to sound like an adult when making a genuine criticism is bootlicking
???
It’s a shame they won’t be dying for a Christian nation then.
You first, Pete.
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Except that Christian martyrs get 73 virgins. Haha…beat that, Muslims!!
And they will be underage for Republican salvation.
Christian martyrs for the great Christian nation of the USA get 1776 virgins.
Conservatives spent the last quarter century screaming “Muslims are the worst, they’re going to kill us all!”
Liberals smugly retorted “Actually you Christians are slightly worse”, and then proceeded to shit the bed in the next 9 of 12 elections.
The moral they took away from this story is that a woman should never run for president.
They told this to the Crusaders too.
Something something kingdom of heaven, do gooders beware.
Oh good. I would hate to make it all the way to lunch time without being reminded that this country is run by mid popcorn movie villains.
This is not a complaint about the OP. This is a complaint about stupid evil people in positions of power, and their enablers.
I hate posting a litany of the horrors as much as you hate seeing it, I assure you.
Like I have always said, they WILL kill you, and feel righteous while doing so. That’s why religions have been so successful over the centuries. They will die and think that’s going to be a reward…
And we have graciously allowed them to not pay taxes, and support these “faiths”. Obscene
