Mercury is in Gatorade
I’m using that!
Please no…
If it catches on, there will be people dumb enough to think that there actually is mercury in Gatorade and the collective global IQ will drop a significant percentage.
If people start to think that then the collective IQ was already that low…
You’re telling me there isn’t mercury in gatorade?
My whole life is a lie
There were tournament legal cards in M:tG that basically said “Sacrifice an artifact: Just call a rules judge over because shit is about to get complicated”.
I don’t disbelieve you, but could you drop a link to a card like that? Some are absolutely wild 🤣! There’s one where you rip it up after playing it (I can’t find the card, I apologize)
I’d love to see mtg tourny drama
Krark-clan Ironworks
It made a lot of formerly unimportant rules important in the Mirrodin block.
“Fry, everything you said, except the word ‘Blorbmimi,’ was complete nonsense.”
Definitely seen MTG cards that sound like that Yu-Gi-Oh example.
Me as a kid : blue eyes go brr
I have no idea what’s happening and I am very afraid. None of those words are in the Bible.