This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous.
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“Come on, man!”I’ve had a few conversations with people at the pub like this.
Pacclabmech is not mehee yem.
Hmm…
Uzmerguyamu - not more than 5 muhym.
That’s very true.
My decorative “Pacclabmech is not mehee yem 3a 10 muhym before measuring pressure” throw pillow has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my throw pillow
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Please read the operating manual before using.
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Remove this film before using.
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The Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch.
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Careful where you place this. It can feel like a lot of pressure on your arm.
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Not a life saving device (not for use as a tourniquet).
5 is right out!
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3, Pacclabmech is not mehee
Words to live by, really.
But, doctor, you don’t understand. I am Pacclabmech
The wish is granted. Long live Jambi!
Bro got Pacclabmech confused with Zendaya
Common mistake 🤷🏻
#2 is good. #3 is a near favorite. #4 has charm. But this is my favorite…
5. Don’t be so careful in time of death.
“Do not go gentle into that good night.”
“Don’t be so careful in time of death.”tagline material
This is somehow a mix of English and weirdly transliterated Russian. “Pacclambech” is “Расслабьтесь” which means relax.
The whole third step means something like “Relax not less than 10 minutes before measuring pressure. Between two measurements — not more than five minutes
fxlr8 comments on This note stuck to my new blood pressure monitor.
Probably Russian text was scanned and run through Google Translate. Some words were scanned as if they were in English and never fixed.
I assume the last line is essentially saying to not worry about all the steps/setup if you’re in a life threatening situation?
Pretty good advice either way though.
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Apparently if you’re too cautious while dying bad things happen?
My imaginary r/TIL post that gets 10,000 likes…
Dont be So careful in Time of Death because Bad things happen
Joe Biden writing blood pressure cuff instructions in his time off. Even former presidents have to keep working in this economy! Yikes!
just in time“eh, good enough” manufacturing.Last line is especially ominous.
If I had to guess I’d say if you got someone actually dying maybe worry less about the cuff blowing up and more about that
yeah go out with a bang!
