- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house.
Since then I’ve been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.
Dad> Picture of dad holding a can of beans
Dad> I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.
Poster> Yeah that’s the bean virus. Whatever you do don’t scan the barcode.
Dad> 👍
Dad> more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus
Dad> beans again
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How do I catch this bean virus. I desperately want free beans.
I see this as an absolute win
lmao beans again
:beans-again:
Please advise
I feel evil laughing at this
Hehehehe
You’ve bean beaned
In communist America all citizens will receive an allotment of beans delivered daily
Plot twist: The parents know there’s no such thing as the bean virus, they’re just pretending to fall for it so that the poster keeps sending them free beans.
freans
:sicko-bean:
woke bean virus
Poster should extend the bit. Send his parents a pic of a can of beans and say he got the beans virus from texting with them.
