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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Would this plan work?

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Would this plan work?

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip
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    How about drilling from the other side of the globe into the oil source? Then pump it and distribute it from there?

  • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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    A new US startup company has announced a funding round for AI designed cargo submarines as a potential solution for the Iran Energy Crisis. The designs will be commissioned for construction via one of the 5 largest shipbuilding companies.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_shipbuilding_companies

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      AI designed

      i misread this as “ai piloted” at first but it turned out it’s even stupider

    • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      AI designed cargo submarines

      Oh my god American century of humiliation goes hard

      • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Century of Hallucination

        • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          2 days ago

          kelly

    • nohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      how-much-could-it-cost

      How long would it take to build a submarine, Michael? 5 days?

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      submarines, famously invulnerable to mines

      • Champoloo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        These are gonna be AI designed

        • SuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          So they’ll be non-euclidean and walk on the sea floor with 67 legs, each with more toes than the last

          • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Okay but you have to admit that’d be sick af

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      che-smile

    • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Also that’s a 10 year old list, I wonder how many of the top 5 are Chinese now?

    • vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Source for the sub thing?

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        made-it-the-fuck-up

  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    ngl idk why nobody’s thought of just chucking the oil barrels in at the start and fishing them out with a big net at the end. Surely Iran can’t bomb every oil barrel.

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Just freeze the oil into a giant block and float it down the straight.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    We need just about 10 billion people to pull this caper off.

    • SuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      And only 9.999 billion will die

  • Stache_@lemmy.ml
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    lol haven’t seen this meme in a long time

  • SodaThief [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I think it’s worth a shot.

  • hellinkilla [they/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I think its canceled out by climate change sea level rises.

  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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    Luelinks is still leaking somehow

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