- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Speaking as a yeti they just move their way down my legs and bite your ankles
They move down your legs and bite my ankles? Well gods, man, do me a favour and address that!
I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔
So that’s why they only bite my ankles. Makes total sense.
Socks
Just wear a wetsuit, everywhere, 24/7 protection for the whole body
Those won’t save you unless they’re thick, and thick socks in the spring/summer doesn’t sound appealing.
A light methylated lotion is much more effective and quite cooling in the spring and summer.
It has been my experience in life that people who complain about simple problems do so because they want an audience. People who want solutions to simple problems, find them quickly and easily and quietly.
Alright Oscar Wilde.
Was that supposed to be an insult?
That second paragraph makes you sound like a terminally online douche
Says the guy with an account not even three weeks old
That would suggest I don’t spend much time online, the opposite of the insult I used.
Was the latter portion of your reply directed at me? Why mention socks at all?
Sometimes I feel like Violet is still here with us in some small way
Oh she’s back btw
Oh shit I didn’t know that
Wait what happened to her?
Changed instances last time I checked
Ohhh I just assumed she had finished her follicular phase
Sooooo Greece has lots of mosquitos?
They need blood to breed, so probably not.
Only her pussy? Rookie move.
Asscrack safe too
Sunscreen + man pelt is largely impenetrable to sandflies.
Do you put the sunscreen on your manpelt to keep it fresh longer, or do you wear it yourself under the manpelt?
