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estrange_alien@leminal.space to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 hours ago

everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads

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everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads

estrange_alien@leminal.space to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 hours ago
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    I’m saving up for a piece of string.

    • turbofan211@lemmy.world
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      And a rock to wind the string around?

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

        • Bwaz@lemmy.world
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          EVERYBODY wants a rock to wind a piece of string aroud. I know I do.

          Throw the screen door wide!

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    Oh shit, THE PLAYHOUSE!! Nooooo!

  • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hell yeah! You got this 👍

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Is that a They might be giants lyric?

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    NuQneH

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