jorking my shit for my health and wellbeing
Onanism? More like Ownin’ my jizm
Been working daily to get my numbers up, then was informed it won’t work because I had a vasectomy. Not sure who to believe so I guess I’ll keep trying.
Honestly tossing up whether to share this in my dnd group chat.
Why does everything smell like cum today?!
jacking off, for insurance reasons
Inevitably: I’m sorry, but unless you get those hog cranking numbers up then your insurance rates will be raised by $3000 a month. Remember, it doesn’t count unless you use your new smart cockring.
What if you came over and we improved our sperm quality… haha jk… unless…
Frantically jacking off 250 times on new years eve just to get my quota in
Ouch, owie
Did you ever hear of the other way to drastically reduce your risk of prostate cancer? I thought not. It’s not a story the Cis would tell you.
i discovered One Weird Trick for reducing the chance of prostate cancer without cumming at all
Don’t trans women still have prostate though? I’m asking bc ihdk.
Most trans women retain their prostate. But trans women as a cohort are at a lower risk of prostate cancer (Although the risk is not zero!). I don’t know the mechanism of that, but I suspect it has to do with hrt
It is probably because of HRT. How do they get the screenings though? Can they go to urology for that?
Both a digital rectal exam and blood test (The usual mechanisms) should (I am not an expert in trans healthcare and i am relaying stuff i remember from the slides of a single lecture that I missed) work just fine for trans women too.
Oh sweet so I’m already set for April.
Volcel? More like cancer cell
So how do I know which of my male friends needs to get their numbers up? What are these numbers measuring and what is their optimal range?
What if I do it tantric style?
Tantric sex is just gooning
I think thats what killed steve jobs
Skill issue
