I love candy corn and chex mix, at a ratio of like a third of a piece of candy corn per 20 pieces of chex mix.
It’s a process known as reincornation.
Corma
Wish I had more than one updoot to give.
It’s like getting the crown jewels, again.
Is candy corn hard like a jawbreaker or soft like a gummy bear?
Ive only seen it referenced and onscreen in Halloween episodes of American TV. Never once seen anyone eat it on screen to ascertain any kind of texture.
It’s neither of those textures. It’s a texture that can only be achieved with corn syrup. Kinda chewy but firm, like taffy but more grainy and not stretchy.
Soft, not as much as a gummy bear though. Closer to a skittles without the hard shell. Or a non-sticky starburst. They pretty much taste like stale sugar.
It’s dried fondant pellets

I can’t believe you’ve done this.
This… valley, it’s sooooo what’s the word?
Uncanny
I dunno what they are, but it looks like a pile of crackhead teeth.
So is candy corn real corn or no
So my false self is just a high fructose version of my true self?
I can dig it.
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL CORN??
🌽🌽 🔫😰
Best to pop us both, just to be sure.
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💀 🌽😌 only the REAL corn say such a corny line.
Uncle Iroh: To find a true self in inner self you should drink a corn syrup inself!









