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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

what i've been doing on my trip despite my initial stuffed itinerary

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what i've been doing on my trip despite my initial stuffed itinerary

violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Haha I read that and knew it was posted by you. Don’t know much about you but I like the laughs

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    Yes but no sun. I just want to be out topless on some rocky beach on a cloudy day going to town on a pomegranate

    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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      Be the change, invoke your freedom, go menace society! Don’t let peak things like reality stop you from living your best life.

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    Ugh just look at these comments. Same problem as nude beaches. Just a bunch of middle-aged lonely dudes with beer bellies.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    All of a sudden, I have a craving to suck watermelon juice off a girl’s tits (or a guy’s 🤷‍♂️) while she sloppily eats a huge wedge of watermelon.

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    If you bring the titties, I’ll bring the fruit.

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      Ok, I’m in. But I should probably warn you I’m a 55 y/o fat guy.

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        Titties are titties

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        We’ve already bought the fruit, can’t turn back now.

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        If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see them too.

        -Rodney Carrington

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        I should probably warn you, I’m a dog

        • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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          Bryan Griffin? Is that you?

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    Titties out is easily done, but how on earth are you going to make them eat fruit?

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      If you start with tiny needles, can you work up to sounding rods on milk ducts? If so, could you work up to the size of a currant?

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        sounding rods on milk ducts?

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    You can come to my house and take out your titties anytime.

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    Beware of skin cancer please!

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      Yeah, a lot of people’s first experience practicing public toplessness is bad because of sunburn. It’s a solid number 2 in reasons why that doesn’t go well

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      Skin cancer happens when your at the beach and evolutionary pressure pushed your skin towards Carcinisation

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        100% enjoyment rate on your commentary but they gave me gonorrhea.

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      Nipple tassels are good for men and women alike!

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    Stuffed, indeed.

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      my “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid

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        God damn I’m envious of everyone involved.

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        it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

        “In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

        “That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

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        Have you considered a foursome? Asking for myself.

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    violet08_. Lemmy’s first true social media supersta.

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      yeah tbh

      there are some known people, but no one who is both widely known and has a very recognizable posting style (“yep, violet08 post, dont even need to check”) other than her

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    I just want to be out in the sun eating Violet fruit

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    Is it manly to refer to your nips as titties if you’re a guy? Ah, fuck it. I’m in.

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      Technically yes, because etymologically tit originally also meant nipple. The nipple meaning got displaced by the borrowed word teat.

      But that aside have all humans breasts.

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    Shipwrecked and comatose

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    I can confirm, in fact I dont even need the sun or the fruit.

  • Nora (She/Her)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Honestly sitting on a beach, tits out, eating fresh fruit all day long might actually be the ideal vacation. I just need someone to slowly feed me the fruit and maybe a nice cold drink then I can die happy.

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