Giggity
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
🥜🥜🥜
I’m not seeing a problem here.
That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.
All our king knows how to do is talk in circles (well, and eat McDonald’s and rape children and blame immigrants for him eating McDonald’s and raping children).
Spaff on me minge
Jizz on me knockers.
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That’s how you know she’s classy.
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Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
“Can I get a refill?”
“Supersize me”
As an American I can confirm this is 1000% accurate.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
Oi, you about to elect Nigel, bruv.
Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.
Innit.
One good fart will push me over.
innit?
Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delicacy when done right.
But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
I have eaten it. I ordered it, ate it and I was like “idk what I was expecting” because it was literally just beans on toast.
IMO it’s pretty mid but if you like it keep enjoying it.
It’s baked beans from a can, right?
NO! It’s not just baked beans from a can, you heathen!
It’s on toast.
I’m willing to try it. They did fish and chips right. I’m a white dude of mostly Scottish decent. It’s probably right up my alley.
Fish and Chips is one of the great culinary masterpieces, and so perfectly, elegantly simple, like Italian Red Sauce. I’ll give the Brits full credit on that one.
Fucking delicacy.
We Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.
Ok so this is a shit photo, but seriously, go make it. Beans on toast is easy and brilliant.
Also, What’s going on with those beans? Heinz those are not!
Beans are a staple side dish of BBQ, one of my very favorite foods, and it is often served with white bread, so we understand what it is. There’s just no reason to put the two together.
Besides, I know that with that first bite, a generous glob of beans is going to drool down the front of my shirt, and piss me off.
Knife and fork my dude. I tried it once and it was a fucking disaster. Beans everywhere.
If I was a wild hound born on an Indian trash heap, sure!
Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.
The bread and pasta is redundant. That’s fucking gross, and you should know that.
Yeah it’s the bread and pasta combo that’s gross, not the Spaghetti-Os, or that horrifying “sauce.”
Redundant carbs is the cornerstone of British working class food culture. The pinnacle of this practice is the legendary glaswegian macaroni pie on a roll.
Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.
Spaghetti sandwich on garlic bread is good.
I thought I invented that while high!
What the fuck is that??? Gimme some!
I’ve done both. The beans add that extra texture goodness.
Yeah this is definitely getting eaten.
Yeah, I’m scrampin ts down
Would
Someone at Heinz is a genius
