Team Fortress 2, no contest
HeavyMedic yaoi heavymedic yaoi
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I’m tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
not a woman, but I assume that if you are, Bayonetta is the most lesbian game of all time
otherwise it’s just gratuitous
mount your friends
every gayme is gay if you read the right fanfics

I dunno, Date Everything?
How gay we talkin?
very
The Zelda games awakened a lot of queers, that has to count for something
Gerudo Link definitely woke something up in me
The correct answer is Hades 1 + 2
I don’t even think there’s a close second. A distant second is probably Deltarune ?
Me: Haha Deltarune isn’t that gay, there’s, what, one lesbian couple and that’s it?
Remembers the Susie and Noelle aren’t the only implied lesbians because Alphys and Undine are in Deltarune too
Remembers the gay buff guards from Undertale are in it as well
Remembers the nicecream rabbit guy and pizzapants thing
God damn Spamton and Tenna
…oh, it’s so much gayer than I thought about at first. Wowee.
Dont forget Rouxls and his throuple with Elnina and Lanino!
The straight couples are Asgore and Toriel (divorced), Rudy and Carol (distant) and… uh, Toriel and Sans, maybe? Berdly has a crush on Susie, but he’ll agree to go to the festival with Kris so I don’t think he’s straight either.
I’m honestly racking my brains trying to think of other straight characters. I think Catty called Asriel cute. Oh, those two dogs are straight in Snowdin in Undertale iirc. So that makes one straight couple that are actually together.
Dont forget Rouxls and his throuple with Elnina and Lanino!
I’m surprised that I forgot because that was one of my favorite running jokes and made Rouxls one of my favorites. That and him being called a flat assed lamp

He was also called hot by Lanina and Elnino though, so we have to assume that they’re into flat assed lamps.
Rouxls was on fire on chapter 3 tbh, the throuple business, the laser pointere, “I’m only here for the snacks.” I hope so much he comes back in chapter 5
He was also called hot by Lanina and Elnino though, so we have to assume that they’re into flat assed lamps.
I think the running bit is that Rouxls wants to be the second in command of a darkworld boss, but gets ignored by all of them, to the point that even the desperate for attention Tenna doesn’t want anything to do with him, lmao.
It’s also just spiritually pretty gay too. The vibes are gay. In the same way Celeste is.
on reflection, Zagreus even sounds like a large proportion of the gay dudes i’ve met across my lifetime

Thought gained: Homo-Sexual Underground
Inhavent even played it, but Undertale for sure
every single Metal Gear Solid character is gay, including Otacon. including the robots
And let’s not forget the player.
baldurs gay 3
whatever game OP is playing right now, and which ever game OP is playing whenever they play it
straight chicken
Fallout NV, not because the game is gay but because the fans are very lesbian :3
They gave me an ‘omg they were roommates’ moment with Veronica and Christine
TIL I’m a male lesbian.
Fighting games are pretty gay, specifically Guilty Gear and Street Fighter 6 (Zangief jiggle physics 🤤)
Anything in the Cho Aniki series


















