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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

You heard the lady, ladies, don't short circuit your womb tech.

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You heard the lady, ladies, don't short circuit your womb tech.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    There’s like a B-Story here about how if you do crank feminism it always ends up at the patriarchial idea of “attracting a mate”.

    • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Evopsych is like transphobia in that doubling down on it will suck you into an inescapeable vortex of increasingly derranged beliefs consuming your entire life.

    • LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      another element of crank feminism is outlandish misandry (which isnt the same as being just sick of patriarchy and men’s bullshit in general)

      its something else to come across women on tiktok who are so quick to blame men for everything that they are themselves undermining the agency of women

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    eco-porky Ah yes, this is a very real, and very concerning issue! Which is why I’m pleased to offer my specialty line of natural womb matrix vibrators that oscillate at a magnetically healing 528hz!

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Can you put crystals in it?

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        cap-think …

        eco-porky I am now pleased to announce our very latest natural womb matrix vibrator: The Chakra Shocka (don’t worry it’s a good shock). It comes equipped with seven sockets which can hold our proprietary Feeling Crystals™ like the Infinity Gauntlet!

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Son these vibrators will put the crystal in YOU

  • Athena5898 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Ooh so that’s why I got a forever period /s

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    im gonna name my media server/seed box “False Womb Matrix”

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Lars Von Trier presents: Nymphomaniac (but with toys instead of people this time)

    Wait maybe better joke:

    Lars Von Trier presents: Toy Story

    • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      More like a Cronenberg thing ala Crimes Of The Future.

  • gayspacemarxist [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Wait so if you use a vibrator you’ll have little machine babies?

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yeah the machine elves you see when you’re fucked up on DMT.

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        Yo I didn’t know those were my sex toy babies 😳

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    They know you can like… have a sex life with your partner and the toy, right? It’s not one or the other.

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    I actually had a thought the other day, that I wonder if people with vulvas experience decreased sensitivity during sex from being used to all the vibrating and stuff, just like how death grip penis havers have a real problem coming during regular intercourse

    I suppose my query is on the other end of a spectrum that ends with false womb matrices

    Anyway link or lib

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      As I gather the answer is “not really unless it’s something extremely high powered” and that the equivalent of a death grip problem is clenching one’s legs together very hard. I think I may have heard about overuse of something like a sybian having negative/addictive effects, but those are rare/niche and an apocryphal “some people find it overstimulating and addictive” kind of thing isn’t a reliable source.

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        “some people find it overstimulating and addictive”

        That’s just good marketing

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Gonna have to take the L on this as I don’t have a link.

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        Taking the L(ib)

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        Are you even trying? https://www.threads.com/@iamtiarasharde/post/DZLGI4cGkUK

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    Life is depressing sometimes, but there’s always a new imbecile spewing some refried garbage ready to brigthen my day just by virtue of “at least I’m not them”

    They are probably happier tho

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      Someone this upset about other girls wanking can’t be happy

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    lol, so she vibed until she was numb and then was super horny and turned into an anti-vibe lady? thats awesome

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    Crystal nofap for the ladies

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    Feels like AI

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    This can’t be real bruh I’m dying😂😂😭😭😭

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    this is true, it happened to me

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    ❤️ 586

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