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accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable
It’s dns, it’s always dns…
“Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!”
This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
The woman must be carrying jam
Some women are like Faraday cages.
Full of holes but won’t allow my emissions?
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
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Yes! I’m an electric field in search of a magnetic field to make waves with!
(Yes I know I induce my own magnetic field but… that’s the problem with metaphors…)
lol, i have a physics exam on electromagnetism today
Good luck with it! I wish you all the best!
I had a lot of fun with electromagnetism, I think Maxwell equations are really beautiful. Some of the most beautiful equations ever. They look so pretty in differential form, even though I found them easier to understand in integral form!
May the Force be with you.
No-Zap November
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won’t get good signal.
Airplane mode
A lack of connection
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I’m inside her.
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.
There’s a 568C?
If you have to ask, it’s not for you.
Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply…
“Jam. A man. A fortune”
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.
Plug her into the router?
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
Dipole? Kinky!
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it’ll work.
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
This explains shark week…
I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.
Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!
