Like a kazoo or vuvuzela playing or something when you scroll past it. Ducks that quack 
. Brown note on PPB maybe?
Leave no option to turn it off.
The emojis already have sound, but you need the latest version of flash player to hear them.
I need an AI auto complete on my posts so that I know how to farm the most engagement
Every Hexbear tab should play its own MIDI song, and even browser-level tab muting should be disabled so people can hear
PPB should mean something. It’s lost all its shock value and weight! Sound isnt enough; it should capture your mouse and take up the entire screen and play shart sound fx and install malware on your computer!
If you get PPB’d it should send your coworkers an email from you with a bunch of cumtown clips in it! It should send your mother screenshots of your browser history! PPB should ruin your fucking life!
mid-2000s internet was the best, when browsing for cracked computer games on shady websites would give you popups that froze your computer, playing embarassing sounds of pornography or winning $2000 or both, while installing malware. bring it back, retvrn
I remember a site piv.pivpiv something that made the window bounce around the screen so you couldn’t close it, while singing “you are an idiot” and also installed malware
oh god it still exists but I don’t want to click it
PPB is precisely the kind of case smell-o-vision technology was developed for
Me when I get a PPB
Also, it should shake the screen sometimes, completely at random.
Excited to hear what
sounds likesqueak toy
Make every single one a cartoon splort sound
fart.emoji
“SAY something!”
[mysterious and eerie music plays]joke’s on you i fried my audio connections on my pc and have been too lazy to figure out an alternative
