like all villains he tried hard to stay alive but failed

and mitch mcconell is suddenly recovering as he passed away.

Lorenzo Salgado, the home builder guy in Houston who ice murdered deserves all the attention Lindsey Graham’s death is getting.
Dead? I didn’t even know he was sick…
aortic anuerysm is usually quick and deadly. apparently being on the plane probably pushed it over the edge.
Rest in piss

666 Hell Yeah
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Pray tell, what means the crabs? I’ve them used today but not sure what are referencing lol
crab rave
Dude what let’s fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥
I still can’t believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.
He lived happilly ever after with his Grindr account.
Worst kept secret ever
You mean beard?
A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.
It was also like a hundred years old. That happens when you’re above 60.
He was just in Ukraine though. It’s very likely a heart attack or something from old age, and it’s also not unlikely that Russia got to him in Ukraine with one of their signature assassinations.
Does it even Matter? Nazis killing Nazis. They love doing that shit. Or a really old guy dying of old. That happens too.
Do we really care who kills these people, as long as they’re dead? Is it worth conspiratizing over?
I heard a theory he died from poppers a common party drug in the gay community. Interesting theory put out by a man of the community

They say one should never say bad things about the dead, only good.
He is dead. Good.
Fucking hell I was thinking would see Mitch McConnell death announcement, I was not expecting this…I just know can’t stop smiling.
To stave off the fading of his own spirit, Mitch drew the life essence from one of his own kin, and so endured.
How did he pry the shell off with his enfeebled hands?




