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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago

we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

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we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago
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    2 months ago

    One time I made the mistake of wearing glasses while eating her out and they were crushed in half.

    Own fault honestly. Should have been a bat.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    I wear them. I need the visual stimulus and cues.

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    Why did that echolocation take so long to get back to me? Hey, wait a minute!!….

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    Poor chrispine-trees never experienced the beauty of a “glasses off so you know it’s on” moment

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    Doesn’t noticeD

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    I don’t know if it’s part of the joke or the original commentor is dumb, but how turning off the light make it less noticeable they are using echolocation lol

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      Probably the same reason you would turn up the radio to drown out a smell.

      • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world
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        I think I’m going to steal this phrase.

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      Clearly someone hasnt had sex with an echolocator

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