“and inhaling cocaine” kinda explains the rest
I was gonna say, I can’t afford cocaine, so I don’t think I could handle all that.
You’ll be able to afford it with all the overtime you’ll be able to do!
I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke
Its a circular economy
Makes sense, seems like a win win situation for me.
It’s actually a requirement for this vicious circle.
Booger sugar for energy - work hard as fuck to afford more snow white - snort some peruvian marching powder to continue working hard so you can afford more devil’s dandruff
To be honest, she couldn’t either. She forced one of her BFs, Bobby, to start dealing drugs so she could get some for free.
Sounds like a bootstraping issue to me. Power through!
How in the world could someone find the energy to…
inhaling cocaine
Ah, okay. Why is the answer always drugs?
Because it’s not a sustainable lifestyle and we evolved accordingly.
Drugs are mankind’s best friend
I don’t know where people got the idea it’s a dog
What about a dog that brings you cocaine?
I’m open to this combination
She dead tho
Only because of an evil malevolent entity.
That’s not her fault. That was the red room.
You sure about that?
If anyone has too much cocaine and needs some help getting rid of some of the cocaine then it will be a great day for sure.
She is fictional though.
No, you’re fictional! 😠😡
I’m fantastic. That is different.
The temptation to reply with your username is significant, but I’m sure you are, indeed, fantastic.
You have to read it together with the instance name.
I’m putting in the work to be this fantastic ;D
I recommend insufflation over inhalation unless you’re trying to dissolve your lungs
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Not what I meant but yeah let’s go
Insufflation /ĭn″sə-flā′shən/ noun
- A ritual act of breathing on baptismal water or on the one being baptized.
You know what?! I think I will!
This is the best motivational poster I’ve ever seen.






