Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.
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Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.
You can do better than that.
Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.
just to watch them die
As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.
Monstrous creature stalks an anonymous person all over the world to try to force feed them rotten food.
Totalitarian rule-nazi asshole cat constantly denies comfortable seat to a tired amphibian
A kid watches people defecate out of curiosity
That reminded me of a mole watching “people” defecate out of curiosity xD
A young girl goes through increasingly surreal body horror because she stopped eating a commonly disliked food amongst children. No explanation is given as to why the other kids don’t suffer the same unnamed illness.
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A Bad Case of Stripes
A story of gruesome assault unfolds when a man’s children have had enough and begin a rampage of destruction ending in them crushing him to death in his sleep by repeatedly jumping on his body.
You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they cocoon? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.
This gave me a good laugh
Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I’d click on that YouTube essay. But only if it’s over an hour long
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
Ooh, I know this one!
Help?
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The Wizard of Oz
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I’m lost lol
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The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Well the assignment was to explain it badly
Gandalf isn’t a man though right? That’s why we can forgive ourselves
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
*psychedelic fantasies
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
*ekans
We don’t need no stinking badges!
