Trump reuniting Korea and Ireland would be an incredible bit.
Yeah especially given the distance between them
DPRK inherits Ireland’s EU membership
IRA gets nukes.
People gotta remember that Trump just says shit. The dudes brain is pudding, it’s pure stream of consciousness.
pure stream of consciousness.
just like Ulysses by Joyce
“But Data, don’t you recall, the Irish Reunification was spear headed by Republican president of the United States of America in 2027… You might need to run a full systems diagnostic…”
JDPON Don!
“I keep hearing ‘our time will come’ more and more these days folks. Many people are saying it. They come up and say ‘President Trump, please, we’re sick of having two Irelands.’ Id tell all the black and tans to come fight me like a man. Like a big strong man. And ill tell you, id beat them to hell.”
Stop press, Trump said something completely fucking based
United under lapdog UK.
No he is doing a thing right now where he’s opposing UK colonial projects to spite the UK for not being subservient enough.
So on brand.
A salute to comrade trump in his brave struggle against imperialism 🫡
Tiocfaidh ar la
Chucky ar la
Will they coup the north, and fund the IRA to let it happen? No? Ok then
The best theory about Trump that I ever heard is that he always says whatever is necessary to get him through a given situation. Like George Costanza, but more nefarious, Trump says whatever will get him through the door and on to the next situation
He no filter and everything is on the table in that moment. After he leaves the room, he completely forgets the whole encounter. His needs have already been served
