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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      It’s ejaculate. 💦

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    To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽‍♂️

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      Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in

    • Travelator
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      Hey, when you hit 65, that’s the way it is!

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

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    Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me

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    Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess

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    Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(

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    Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.

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    Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.

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    Skeet skeet skeet skeet

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