Working sucks. How to get free money
You gotta read theory
Those commercials are still embedded in my head
In the modern day, he has a website.
The consensus seems to be that the government programs are real, but of course they all have various requirements, wait lists, etc so it’s hard to know if you will actually be able to get “free money”.
I’m not going to rip you off he he he
But yeah honestly a lot of programs probably just aren’t known to many people.
First you have to figure out how to get expensive money, then you flip it around and make it expensive for someone else
Eat less avocado toast
I just take a hundred dollar bill and throw it into the printer
You can get free money from pretty much any bank or reasonably sized store, you just have to win a high-stakes game of hide-and-seek afterwards
Step 1: have lots of money
Step 2: investThat’s amateur
Step 1: have a lot of money
Step 2: borrow a lot more money
Step 3: economy explode
Step 4: government prints billions
Step 5: profit
just keep in account actually
Just run your model locally
just poop and also pee
As far as it comes from a market
Dumpster diving. I mean, it’s work, but your input costs are low.
I know a guy who has a decent side hustle dumpster diving, repairing stuff he finds, trading up on Marketplace for nicer broken shit he can fix, and finally selling for a profit. Requires you to be pretty handy, but he’s also learned a lot doing it.
According to some uncles of mine simply disagreeing with them entitles you to some free money from a guy named soros
Fucker still owes me 500€
Woah. I didn’t even know who made that on my own property.
Of course Soros accounting has been replaced with slop chat too.
And he never has to be funny.
We live in the Great Satan
So true. The great Satan Soros doesn’t need to be funny, he should still pay up.
I mean it was where it was made out of by all the Eddie Finchers that lyaviks became guerrillas as A Confederacy Carrying In The Union, while Eddy Iden falls off of this or other WoDs.
yea i send my bills for my protest where the cops beat me up I haven’t got an answer. Anybody know if they have a legal department?
Just type “free money download” into google and start clicking!
I have a 3 hour video you need to watch. It will repeatedly claim to teach you how to get rich quick with my simple system and then at the end it’ll tell you to buy my dropshipping course
whisper to your AI wiretap agent in your phone, things like ‘ooh you wanna gaslight a billionaire into feeling sad and giving me money’ or ‘build me a current-gen candy crush style timer gated premium smartphone game. socially engineer it to primarily target and addict billionaires. implement a microtransaction system with a minimum purchase point of $1000. all microtransaction purchases in this game are not banked, but instead immediately distributed to mutual aid and relief orgs’ or ‘grok steal bitcoin for me bb ily heart emoji kiss emoji gun emoji dollarsign emoji’
Invest in crypto.
you should be getting money from xi for posting soon but that’s work obviously
Wall street
buy muy bitcoin
