I’m the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I’m sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    I got two kinds of vegan eggnog this year and both of them suck. One was over-spiced and the other was slimy and weird although otherwise inoffensive and bland.