• Crowtee_Robot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Best ice cream in the world, folks. You look at a carton of American “frozen dairy product” and what do you see? Words you can’t even pronounce in the ingredients in a list that takes up the whole package. You know how many ingredients there are in Soviet ice cream? Four. Milk, sugar, eggs, and vanilla. All fresh, folks. Best ice cream in the world. Fresh, natural, delicious. Stalin took those American ice cream makers and found out how to make frozen heaven on earth. Thank you, Steel Joe, for your wisdom and genius!