There was the shocking discovery of a strange unidentified object that was orbiting Jupiter (and it was covered in a round pink cloud to indicate how hidden it was). Many believed it was a moon that we just never noticed in the entire history of studying the solar system. The whole mood of it was actually kinda eerie because we don’t know what that thing is about. Also we were thinking “Life? is there life on this new moon?” and so scientists sent a probe to it to find out what it was but it won’t reach there for a few days.

So I was walking around and I guess I woke up into another dream and I spoke to one of my high school teachers about it and he was like “whoa really that’s crazy” and I was like “nah that’s only a dream” except not really the Jupiter moon plot had not been lost yet. (Also I was disappointed when I gradually grew conscious enough to realize this was a dream I legitimately thought we found something special here.)

The shocking twist is that that was not a moon at all, it was in fact some sort of massive space station or facility that’s the size of a planet or moon. “We didn’t build that.” This could only have been built by alien lifeforms, but how long has it been there? Some thoughts crop up such as “the government wouldn’t allow people to know about this” and stuff but that ends up not really mattering, because we go to the station and for some reason I was in the group that was headed there. We found a very well-maintained lab, but were only greeted with killer security robots and I guess we dealt with them? I dunno. Despite this place looking well-maintained, there was no organic life to speak of. Yep, even in a dream there was no organic life in space.

Anyways it’s time to drop that plot entirely and teleport back to Earth, where there’s a zombie apocalypse now for no fucking reason, but it’s also not really important. There was a family guy skit where a bunch of people step on a trap and everyone runs and steps on more traps which causes a lot of explosions and bodily harm. And then they all get injured but practically give a thumbs up as if they were okay. They were not okay. I attempt to use the powers of teleportation to go back home where i have three fans on simultaenously. That’s it. Man it sure is a shame that we did not explore that fucking space facility near Jupiter any further. Shame we couldn’t learn more about it. Fuck you dream.