I just realised that “like it’s your first time” has a positive connotation I guess, but like… motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can’t imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
you don’t need to post your Ls
I was actually gonna say about this, nice lol
Teens on interwebs,
cherishing each time they score,
as it was their last.
Maybe ZWQbpkzl took too many W’s and they all became L’s retroactively because of repetition 🤔
More or less. Some standout moments leave impressions.
How memorable sex is is inversely related to how much sex you’ve had.