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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Inspirational quotes.

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Inspirational quotes.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰

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      “Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”

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      Words to live by.

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        My girl doesn’t like oral :(

        But I love giving it so much it’s actually a curse

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          Bro, are you me?

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            Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.

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          This is a tragedy

        • ScientifficDoggo@lemmy.zip
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          There are DOZENS of us.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          Skill issue?

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            Haha it’s the job market all over again. How are ya going to get better at oral if you never get to practice?

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      I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome

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      Nyahahahahahahah

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    Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?

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      We’re sexless and afraid.

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    never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…

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      (psst it’s not a real quote).

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        lol ate the onion again

        in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches

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    You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?

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      I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.

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        Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.

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          I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.

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        When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.”

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          No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.

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          I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:

          hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop

          But that’s just a guess.

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            Got Dat grapefruit game

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes I do.

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      Steadman sucks her dick.

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    Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this.

    Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.

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      I want to click the link, but not sure…

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    Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.

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    I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.

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    This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

    https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

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      That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:

      https://www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/

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    “Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!”

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    What if my employer is a woman?

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    This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.

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    Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?

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