I fucking haaaaaaaate this. People do it with the British royal family and I just want to tell them to shut the fuck up Washington should have crossed the Atlantic after the Delaware so he could string that entire group of people up the palace walls. “Harry did this,” “Charles did that,” I don’t fucking care. They’re pedophile apologists, racists, and their crimes are deserving of a thousand years in the worst versions of Hell.

I didn’t figure out their actual names are “Winchester” until I was like 22 years old.