• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Bit idea: Maga white nationalist dipshit ends up in Valhalla, upset that the people there groom themselves, bathe, use perfumes, aren’t Christian OR Zionists (they have no idea why the Eastern Roman Empire has to be divided like that) are gay and don’t speak English. It becomes his personal hell.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 months ago

      He opens the door to the Great Hall. “I AM HERE! MY NAME IS MIKE AND I DIED FOR TRUMP!” Mike is a confused and then bewildered when people stare, snicker, laugh, and speak to each other in foreign languages. He can’t even get something good to eat. He thinks everybody is a moron because they don’t know what “I want an overdone steak with ketchup,” means.

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      Netflix and/or HBO execs are you there? This is a tv comedy series waiting to get made.