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The borzoi is what happens when you describe a dog to someone who’s only ever seen horses and ask them to draw it.
Fun borzoi fact: borzois feature prominently in a chapter of War and Peace (Tolstoy’s epic novel which probably would have been better titled Whatever I Fucking Feel Like Writing About Next). The narrator describes one character’s prized borzoi and mentions that he paid a family of serfs for it. He doesn’t mean the character gave money to a serf family in exchange for the dog - he means that the price of the dog was a family of serfs. Imagine being that serf family and finding out why you have to move to a new estate.
(Tolstoy’s epic novel which probably would have been better titled Whatever I Fucking Feel Like Writing About Next)
comedy gold
Imagine being that serf family and finding out why you have to move to a new estate.
Let me do it for you…
…Kermie
That stupid trend. But damn if it didn’t make me laugh every time
Does lemmy have useless red circle sub yet?
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I love stupid memes like this
This is my favorite stupid meme. I upvote every repost!
Old but gold.
Do you know what sponges are made from?
Dogs?
That’s one sad looking pizza
That’s just cheesy bread from Papa John’s. It’s pretty decent.
So pizza without sauce?
Ah yes papa John’s say no more. 🤮
Better than Pizza Hut, Dominos, or lil’ Caesar’s.
But it’s more like garlic bread sticks with cheese.
Pizza Hut has the best bread sticks. Everything else at Pizza Hut is the worst but their bread sticks are solid.
They’re cheesy sticks, idk from which place, but yeah they’re sad looking
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