I don’t even remember the specific thread, but one time I read about an updated zoomer-era version of Full Metal Jacket where the main character was named Private Jokerfied.
I still find that funny, smile and chuckle and all, and I can’t make it not-funny so I just roll with it.
HE’S GOT A PENIS GRENADE HIT THE DECK WE NEED BACKUP NOW!
Help is on the way, officer! Keep your head down!
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