I don’t even remember the specific thread, but one time I read about an updated zoomer-era version of Full Metal Jacket where the main character was named Private Jokerfied. 
I still find that funny, smile and chuckle and all, and I can’t make it not-funny so I just roll with it. 
I confess that
memes still delight me, especially when skillfully edited, like Fremen soypointing at Shai-Hulud.Fremen soypointing at Shai-Hulud
Can you post this please
I looked for it for like 20 minutes with numerous search parameters. That sucks because it had the stillsuit nose things, the blue eyes, and everything. Wish I could find it again.
Alas… Thank you for looking
That’s an updated version; the one I saw was just the actual
edited up and a worm, but you still get this 
this fucking image
it creases me every god damn time i see it for minutes straight
i have no idea why
i still think among us memes are funny
i think about and still often say the word “a m o g u s” out loud to myself and start laughing
specifically, how max0r says it right here
funniest shit i’ve ever seen
How are we on the exact same wavelength there for the exact same moment of the same guy pronouncing it that way and still finding it funny?
Big Chungus and Amongus as a shitpost is like one or two tiers below pooppigballs and I don’t say that lightly
I’m guilty as charged there, too.
A lot of Zoomer shit makes me laugh.
I still laugh at the stupid cat meow song that is like
“Sometimes I’m a loaf~ Sometimes I’m round~ Sometimes I’m a loaf~ Hello~”
I will never tire of Prigozhin memes. And I’m saying this as someone who was burnt out on the Trump mugshot within the span of 24 hrs.
something about prigo’s whole existence is funny to me
just some weird russian thumbcop/gammon hybrid screaming about generals, running the world’s shittest coup, being seemingly given more leeway than anyone would deserve and then still trying to fly into russia and fucking dying. amazing stuff
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calling 
“the Beto O’Rourke of Venezuela” still makes me laugh. Like it legitimately felt like it was a joke explicitly for /r/CTH. It was just so perfect. And it lives in my head rent free.He can’t help it that he’s fucked up!
I’ll never get tired of asking my friends “Do you feel a sharp pain?” when they ask where something is.
If you don’t know the rest: When they say “No.” you tell them,“It’s not up your ass, then!”
Unfortunately, it’s gone on so long now, no one falls for it anymore.
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Hmm, not as subtle, and lacks the “gotcha”, but it would work.
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I need to remember this one.
“fellas, is [normal thing for anyone (including cishet men) to dp] gay?”
I read that “do” typo as not a typo at first.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
When I was a kid there was this absurdist sit-com called Get a Life. Google it. It’s bizarre and hilarious - sort of a major network predecessor to Tim & Eric.
In one episode an old man emerges from a basement room off-set, and announces, “your cock fights suck, you bastard.”
I still crack a smile just thinking about that shit. Don’t ask me why.
The Mighty Boosh did that for me.
Dagoth Ur Youtube videos still amuse me, and I say that as someone generally sick and tired of “AI” generated things. If they’re well done, like including Morrowind lore into a Dagoth Ur rant about Home Depot or Taco Bell, that honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned for me.
when dagothposting took off on tiktok i had the funniest 2 weeks of my life
When the original voice of Dagoth-Ur made a joke rant reply video saying that mages of the School of Illusion were making fools of him and his cause, that was amazing.
“Joe, what the fuck?”
every time I see the phrase “water wars” used on this site I imagine Yoda saying “Begun, the water wars have” and it cracks me up
Yoda about to lob the first water balloon at a sick summer party.
“I am become drunk, the driver of cars” was posted on here a few weeks ago and still makes me chuckle.
“can you cook raw chicken in the michael wave?”
So there’s this erotic fan-fiction called Batman and Robocop: The Day Men Found Love. (CW: I don’t even know tbh. It’s just so bizarre.) I must have read this dozens of times, and every single time I just lose it when I get to the part where Batman has to warn Robocop to be careful with his “penis grenade”. It’s a lot more explicit than that, but you’ll have to read it for yourself. I don’t know why I find it so funny. It’s just so… Perfectly badly written, if that makes any sense. Like the writing for The Room, maybe.
There’s also this old SA post called, “The Lesser Wisdom of Benjamin Franklin” that I always find hilarious for some reason. I don’t know why. It’s just silly. Some of my favorites from this:
- “He who endeavors to drink salt needs fear no thirst.”
- “He who dines on human meat, shall never want for things to eat.”
- “Save a moment each day by leaving your trousers on while you relieve your bladder. When you have grown old, you will relish not only the time saved but also the warmth and contentment of your marvelous habit.”
penis grenade
HE’S GOT A PENIS GRENADE HIT THE DECK WE NEED BACKUP NOW!
Help is on the way, officer! Keep your head down!🚔 🚔 🚔 🚓 🚓 🚓
🚓 🚓 🚓 🚔 🚔 🚔
this is always funny to me and it always has been
Agreed. It always has been.
