Synthesis: piss yourself
Getting older + inhuman amount of coffee consumption= this. At least twice per night. Le sigh
If you need motivation, pretend your toilet is Thatcher’s grave
a guy I used to know/work with, when he went to sleep really drunk, would get up in the middle of the night and pee all over his clean clothes. apparently the drunk logic was that he could wash the clothes, but walking to the toilet was a bridge too far.
fr rrr it do be like that, sometimes
I once had a dream i was peeing into toilet and i woke up peeing but not into a toilet
That happened to me as a kid and I think my sleep brain learned from the trauma. Now I’ll pee in my dreams and wake up having to pee, but my pants are dry.
any time i’ve pissed the bed, i was peeing in my dreams.
My brain clogs all the toilets so I can’t pee in them.
Get up and go pee there is no other way, accept the inevitable and do the needful.
Just let it flow…
Literally me…
This is so relatable. If I do get to sleep then I have crazy pee induced dreams.
real
last time i did this i had a dream where i just kept peeing and peeing but the urge to pee wouldn’t go away and i was freaking out
Gray goo scenario but it’s piss
That is my hell, never getting the relief of having peed.
