I heard she wants a ewe, maybe she’s getting into sheep’s milk or something

Communist revolution. Worst case, she’ll give it away the very next day

She’s into carpentry and cabinetry, so maybe some yew would be a good gift?

Poo

I tried to send Mariah Carey what she said she wanted for Christmas and she filed a restraining order against me

Dis fuckin’ guy

Not a lot

Get in touch with John Hinckley, he’s got some cool gift ideas.

Maybe season tickets to the San Diego Padres?