Deleting thread cos it was trending towards self harm and I’m not sure how to best handle that. My apologies
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I will steal these as my own
Edit:. I’m lroud of each and every one of you here 
would make a joke about being too depressed to threaten me with a good time, but it would be too on the nose and way too dark
It may be a good idea to pull the trigger because there’s so much shitposting going on inside my head the site would crash if I were to post actual badposts and not the fake badposts I come up with to prevent the them from leaking out.
Uh uh uhhh
It’s okay take your time
uh uhh j robinette biden and kamabla hairs executed by hummus
The conquest of head, and it’s creating revolutionaries with blowjobs.
Lmaoooo
uhhhh shit oh uhhhmmm oh fuck oh my god fuck shit fuck
Cmon blighty you got this
so uh i uh well yeah uh if uh i uh well uh imma uh [shids diarrhea in and through pants]
Shoot coward you will only kill a beanis
uh uh hamas beanis
Uh…Kink shaming is ableism…
Sex is ableism
Celibacy is ableism
How we can survive the Trump presidency.
We just need to practice bipartisanship and avoid being too radical.
peaceful transfer of power we cant afford to lose decorum at such a critical time
Ah shid ah fuck ummm beenis
Edit: we need the third panel reaction where they cheer
She Beanis on my garbanzo til I lentil
And post
Okay now delete this so I can repost it
Feel free to do it anyway lol
Every one of you is a fucking asshole. Try to be more like Riker.
Who? Is that a star war character?
el clasico
What if I was Donald Trump and I just decided to scream for the entire presidency as a bit?
GOOD bit
they goosestepped in a moment unbridled enthusiasm
‘this a delicate momen’ ‘an awkward 45 degree kick of the leg’ ‘a roman step’
